In the meantime....can any of you trollers types look at this picture and tell me WHAT IS NOT there in the picture that SHOULD BE in the picture?
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If you can't figure it out, just pm Matt (mbailey) for the answer! 
I blame the horrible syndrome i suffer from
RCI or Rectal Cranial Inversion.....Also known as "Head in A$$" diesease.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1)Cutting your car across 3 lanes to get off an exit)
2)Running your boat thru another boats troll lines
3)Grabbing the rod from the holder and pulling it straight up, watching the outrodder drop to the bottom of the Raritan faster than an eclair down Rosie ODonnells throat.
If you or your family members suffer from this diesease,Or if you have ever been the victim of someone suffering from this diesease, there is hope.
Scientists are working around the clock for a cure, and the strides they have taken have lead to breakthru's in treatments like....
Flipping the bird
Screaming loudly and firmly...(these 2 tend to startle the person, resulting in them removing his/her head from their backside (usually statements such as "HEY, Fu*@Tard Wake up"
"THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOMMAS <censored>!!".....to name a few.
Throwing something very hard at the persons backside, that way whatever you throw is guarenteed to be a head shot...resulting in the person waking up from his idiocy induced coma.
Or my personal favorite:
Ride the guy the rest of the day with comments like "you know they are like sneakers...you need 2 of them....and "Hey Matt, check that boat out over there.....he has 2 of something...can you name what that thing is?" This jibing is usefull in making sure he isnt stupid enough to do it again, (this also tends to plug the hole, as the person is so puckered up, that it does not allow the head to fit back up the rectum.
If you would like to send a donation to the National Rectal Cranial Inversion research center please send your check or money order for $14.95 made payable to the
Buy Capt Carl Another Outrodder Fund
C/O Mbailey
6415 New St
Center Valley PA 18034
its time we all stop suffering in silence...RCI is a dangerous affliction that affects us all (most recently Carl)
Thank you
Mbailey
President & Patient
RCI Research Institute
Where our motto is "Wake up A$$HOL3$!!"
