NJ Drivers License renewal F'ed UP questions

[njbob49]

I got my NJ Drivers License renewal in the mail this week.  On the back of it were 4 questions.

1. Do you have valid license in any other state or anywhere else?  NO

2. Is you license or CDL suspended or revoked anywhere?  NO

3.  Do you have a mental, physical or convulsive disorder?  NO

4. Are you in this country legally?  YES

The next line is what really aggravated me and is one of the reasons this country is going downhill quickly.

If you answered YES to questions 1, 2 or 3 please explain.  WTF  So if I am an ILLEGAL ALIEN I do not have to explain anything. If I was an ILLEGAL drug dealer you would come arrest me, but be an ILLEGAL ALIEN and all is well in NJ.   BS    

Thanks for letting me rant.

Tight Lines,
Bob G    

[paul-e]

 

It's a trick question for some dumb ass people that think they can escape legal immigration.

NJDMV web site says that you must prove your legal status or you will not get renewal.

[IrishAyes]

If you answered YES to questions 1, 2 or 3 please explain.  WTF  So if I am an ILLEGAL ALIEN I do not have to explain anything. If I was an ILLEGAL drug dealer you would come arrest me, but be an ILLEGAL ALIEN and all is well in NJ

It is no longer politically correct to call these people illegal drug dealers. They are undocumented pharmacists. 

NJDMV web site says that you must prove your legal status or you will not get renewal.

My question is: If they were illegal how would they have have a license that needs to be renewed? 

[Kenny]

Hey Bob..

Are you suuuurrree you answered #3 right  

 

[paul-e]

Hey Bob..

Are you suuuurrree you answered #3 right  

 

  Was waiting for that one.

[paul-e]

If you answered YES to questions 1, 2 or 3 please explain.  WTF  So if I am an ILLEGAL ALIEN I do not have to explain anything. If I was an ILLEGAL drug dealer you would come arrest me, but be an ILLEGAL ALIEN and all is well in NJ

It is no longer politically correct to call these people illegal drug dealers. They are undocumented pharmacists. 

NJDMV web site says that you must prove your legal status or you will not get renewal.

My question is: If they were illegal how would they have have a license that needs to be renewed? 

Expired Visa.

[Kenny]

Was waiting for that one.

 

[Kenny]

They are undocumented pharmacists. 

 

[Wreckfish]

Hey Bob..

Are you suuuurrree you answered #3 right  

 

Yea, you need to revisit question 3.

[Duffman]

If you answered yes to question 1,2,3 they want to know why.  

 Doesn't necessarily  mean that if your an illegal you don't have to answer the question.

Anyone go for a Hazmat endorsement on their CDL lately?  OOffahh

[Kenny]

Hey Bob..

Are you suuuurrree you answered #3 right  

 

Yea, you need to revisit question 3.

That's what I'm Saying Phil 

[njbob49]

No hablo inglés!!!!!  I consider you 3 comedians as friends, so I must have a mental DISORDER.   

I was lucky enough to find this OLD picture of Phil, Kenny, Stymie and Paul-e getting ready for one of their first fishing/BSing trips together. 

Tight Lines,
Bob G   

[Eng 94]

This is gettin better every minute  and as soon as I can see better from laughing so hard Ill have a comment about Illegal!!

OK OK I'm able to see now. First off we need to get Webster to redefine Illegal so it will be defined as "possibly someone who is mistakenly out of place but not absolutely out of place"

#3  that is a tough one.    

[paul-e]

 

Yes Bob that was us.

Here's a video of our return a few years later  

Unfortunately business wasn't too good for us. chrz chrz

[Eng 94]

Here is a tid bit for ya. The other day I had to renew my HC placard for the DMV. So I had to get a note or Prescription from my MD and fill out the paper work then take it to DMV personally to get the new placard.Of course I cant stand for any long period of time so I send my wife in, they say he has to be here so I walk in and sit down they look and proceed to finish. Now I have to renew this every three years Really?? and that means get a prescription and come in. OK part of that I can understand,they want to make sure I still alive,fine YET I can renew my license on line, and Bulletin!!! (AH) I'm "PERMANENTLY" Disabled. . WTF is wrong with these people.         

[Dalejam]

IF YOU ARE A ILLEGAL IN MY UNITED STATES OF AMAERICA PLEASE LEAVE,GO THROUGH THE DUE PROCESS OF COMING IN OUR FRONT DOOR NOT OVER OR UNDER OUR WALLS.

THIS IDEA OF GIVING AWAY FREE DRIVERS LISENCES IS bull 

this subject pisses me off, I WORK AT THE VETERANS HOSPITAL AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE BEFORE ME HAVE GIVEN UP FOR OUR FREEDOM....

SORRY FOR THE RANT.......

[IrishAyes]

You might not want to watch Obama's speech tonight. 

[Hunter 2]

Fishmonger limited out on Tog Tuesday.

[Eng 94]

IF YOU ARE A ILLEGAL IN MY UNITED STATES OF AMAERICA PLEASE LEAVE,GO THROUGH THE DUE PROCESS OF COMING IN OUR FRONT DOOR NOT OVER OR UNDER OUR WALLS.

THIS IDEA OF GIVING AWAY FREE DRIVERS LISENCES IS bull 

this subject pisses me off, I WORK AT THE VETERANS HOSPITAL AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE BEFORE ME HAVE GIVEN UP FOR OUR FREEDOM....

SORRY FOR THE RANT.......

I am one of those DAV and have been to the East Orange VA hospital to many times. It makes me sick just to see how the vets are treated much less how we are respected. Pisses me off to. But the people that are our so called leaders are the ones to blame for the Illegals coming into this country. What about the so called citizens that burned there draft cards and defected to Canada to avoid the draft, and then were given amnesty to return. The guys laying it on the line now are getting some respect...but those of us from the Nom era got none. Don't get me wrong. They can keep there Friggin praise for us but what about those that never returned. NO SORRY FOR THE RANT!! FUGGUM   

[Eng 94]

Fishmonger limited out on Tog Tuesday.

Glad to see someone is getting fish Wish I could have been there.