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Men's Help Line
« on: January 19, 2016, 11:14:19 AM »
Hello, you have reached the Men's Help Line. My name is Bob. How can I help  you?

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.   I have suspected
for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.   You know, just the
usual   signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus,
she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home, so I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for  her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her  blouse. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It  was at that moment, while
crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a   hairline crack in the outboard
motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole  bracket?
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Re: Men's Help Line
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2016, 11:25:43 AM »
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Re: Men's Help Line
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2016, 02:31:50 PM »
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Re: Men's Help Line
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2016, 05:27:27 PM »
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Re: Men's Help Line
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2016, 08:00:31 PM »
Probably can weld if you're good with aluminum.


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Re: Men's Help Line
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2016, 01:08:27 PM »
sounds like you will be polishing your own knob after completing the repair tho

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Re: Men's Help Line
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2016, 08:02:23 PM »
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Re: Men's Help Line
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2016, 04:35:10 AM »
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