Knot to change the subject:
A bear walked into a bar in Boseman Montana, sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. Bartender told him "we don't serve bears beer in Boseman"
The bear said look, I just walked down from the mountain, I'm wearing this heavy fur, I'm hot and tired and just want a beer.
Bartender said "sorry, we don't serve bears beer in Boseman"
Bear said look, if you don't give me that beer, I'm walking down the end of the bar and eating that lady sitting there.
Bartender again said "sorry, we don't serve bears beer in Boseman"
Bear gets up walks down to the end of the bar and eats the lady, leaving just high heels and pocket book. Walks back to his seat burps and says now give me that beer.
Bartender looks at his and says "sorry we don't serve drug users beer in Boseman"
Bear said drug user I'm a bear.
(ready)
Bartender said: "well that was the bar-bitch-you-ate"
